April 9, 2006
Joke Poem
You want to hear a joke I heard today?
Okay, a rabbi walks into a bar --
stop me if you've heard it. Anyway,
"According to the Jewish calendar,"
the rabbi says, "I'll have a beer--" Oh, wait,
it's wine. Or something. Jewish wine, I think.
I screwed it up. I know some people hate
that, screwing up a joke like that. A drink,
he gets a drink, okay? And no offense
to you or anyone. I mean, I know
some people get uptight. It makes no sense
to me, but hey. I got it: Two Jews go --
it's funny, trust me. At the very least
you'll get a chuckle. Hmm. Okay, a priest...
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