Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Dactyl von Frankenstein

Posted 02-03-2009 at ILXOR.

Dactyl von Frankenstein

Zippity-zappity
Baron von Frankenstein
said, "I'm a character,
here, in this book.

Says I'm a blasphemous,
pro-resurrectionist,
God-playing maniac.
Me! Take a look."

Igor the servant said,
"'Modern Prometheus,'"
quoting directly the
words on the front,

"'Shelley's incredulous
übermonstrosity'?
Didn't she WRITE me yet?
God, what a cunt."

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Sorry, the rhyme was just there, ya know?

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