Naughty Limericks, Shouldn't Read

A woman with bad halitosis
overheard, "Her mouth never closes!
It's rotten and vile,
and brings up my bile!
But it's true that her farts smell like roses."

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There is a young man in Helsinki
whose dingus is shaped like a slinky.
He proudly declares
(as it walks down the stairs),
"I love my retractable dinky!"

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Posted at PFFA in the Humor forum; the dates published are lost to time, but truly these limericks should be saved. Truly. Truly.