Posted 12-16-2003 at PFFA.
Let me not to the pouring of true suds
Admit impediments. Stout is not stout
When ordered by my drinking buddies. Bud's
The only name for beer when boys are out.
O no! Don't buy another round of piss!
Cannot your will to drink this crap be shaken?
Oh, waitress, kindly ask the bar for this
If tips is what you reckon you'll be makin':
A pint of Guinness each! We'll not perturb
The bouncers if and when last call does come,
Or even if they bear us to the curb
For unpaid tabs of quite enormous sum.
If this, my wallet, proves to be too light,
I swear I'll buy a round another night.
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